Friday, May 4, 2018

Moms and Toilets

I go to the bathroom to pee.

Now, because I live with two males, naturally the toilet seat is up.

But before I even put the seat down, I notice a few pee marks and become overtaken by the compulsion to wipe this abomination first.

I reach for the toilet paper and find there's one sad, lame sheet left.

I walk to the cabinet to grab a fresh roll, replace the old one, tear a few sheets, wet them slightly with water from the sink and wipe the toilet hurriedly.

Then I drop the toilet seat and get ready.

Finally, then and only then, can I sit down to pee.

This, my friends, explains UTI prevalence among mothers. You're welcome CDC!

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