Monday, February 8, 2010

Romancing the Month of February Part II: How To Make Someone Love You Back

When I was in college in the 90's, I got a hold of this 'piece' from a friend of mine and it was spreading around our organization at the time, giving everyone who read it a good laugh somehow.  I have no idea who the original author is and I wish I had kept a copy of the whole thing.  If the original author ever reads this, I apologize.  I'm now only working off of memory and we all know how that goes!  

Anyway, this is a conversation between two people, where, presumably, one is in love with the other and is desperate to be loved back.  Since I'm female, I've opted for person 1 to be the girl (G).  Every section or dialogue represents a certain strategy as to how you can make someone love you back.  I've decided to make that as its title since the original one eludes me right now.


How To Make Someone Love You Back -----


G: Do you love me?
B: No
G: I have a fat bank account!
Technique:  Bribery


*****


G: Do you love me?
B: No
G: I'll see you at my funeral.
Technique:  Guilt trip
*****
G: Do you love me?
B: No
G: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!!!!!!! 
Technique: Act hysterical.
*****
G: Do you love me?
B: No
G: I absolutely agree with you.
Technique:  Reverse psychology
*****
G: Do you love me?
B: No
G: I know where you live.
Technique:  Threaten him
*****
(And here is my absolute favorite!)---

G: Do you love me?
B: No
G: Yes you do!
Technique:  Confuse him.

Well, there it is!  And remember, if the above strategies still don't work, I'd say some good old-fashioned love spell should do it!  Happy Hearts Month!  


5 comments:

  1. Where can I get this good old fashion love spell pray tell? ;) Good stuff Joy! Love it! LOL

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  2. Here's MY version:

    G: Do you love me?
    B: NO
    G. How much for you to love me?
    Technique: BUY HIM.

    BWA HA HA HA HA!!! (Super evil laugh)

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  3. Here's MY version:

    G: Do you love me?
    B: NO
    G. How much for you to love me?
    Technique: BUY HIM.

    BWA HA HA HA HA!!! (Super evil laugh)

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  4. Here's MY version:

    G: Do you love me?
    B: NO
    G. How much for you to love me?
    Technique: BUY HIM.

    BWA HA HA HA HA!!! (Super evil laugh)

    ReplyDelete
  5. Here's MY version:

    G: Do you love me?
    B: NO
    G. How much for you to love me?
    Technique: BUY HIM.

    BWA HA HA HA HA!!! (Super evil laugh)

    ReplyDelete

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